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[To be continued]
Shushutto gokuroza
[Go for it, Kendo!]
Shushutto gokuroza
Silver shield battle!
Shushutto gokuroza's channel has reached over 100,000 subscribers about 3 months ago.
YouTube-san gave me this silver shield.
Wow!
It's a unique shield, but there's only one shield, right?
That's right.
You want this, don't you?
I do.
You want to display it, don't you?
I do.
Where do you want to display it?
I really want to make it into a shield.
Oh, you really want it?
Yes.
Wait a minute. I was told I'd lose in the second round.
Don't say scary things.
Let's go for it.
It's scary.
I have an overwhelming fear of it.
I'll compete with Shisho for the shield and get it.
I see.
This is the person who will judge the silver shield battle.
Thank you for coming.
I'll be the judge.
I see.
I'll do it fairly.
Since we don't have much time, let's get started.
The 28th round.
Don't make me laugh.
The 3rd round.
The 3rd round is also a lot.
Yes.
I think one round is enough.
But it's the 3rd round.
It's the 3rd round.
Let's go for it.
I'll go for it.
Please.
Okay.
The first round.
It's simple.
Let me make you laugh.
One-shot gag battle.
It's simple.
It's easy.
It's very simple.
It's easy.
Is it in my mouth?
No, it's in your mouth.
Is it in my mouth?
Yes, look.
It's not in your mouth.
It's not in my mouth.
Wait a minute. I put it in my mouth.
Wait a minute.
Is it in your mouth?
No, it's in my mother's mouth.
Mother's mouth?
It's not a match.
What? Really?
It was stolen.
It's not a match.
I won't laugh.
I won't laugh at their one-shot gag.
Please, please.
One-shot gag, right?
Yes.
Please decide.
OK, I'll decide in one go.
If you laugh first, you don't do this?
That's right.
That's it.
Is there a cold game?
That's what it means.
Master is good at gag.
Can I do it first?
Yes, you can.
Oh, no.
I'll do my best, too.
I won't laugh.
OK, Kuki-san, please.
If this is a foot, is this arrogant?
It's strong.
Is it in the documentary?
It's in.
It's strong.
OK, OK.
Kenny Omega's impersonation.
Kenny Omega...
Kenny Omega's impersonation of a professional wrestler.
It's been a while, New Japan fans!
Why do you think I'm here?
I'll give you Kenny Omega's V-trigger.
It's strong, isn't it?
I don't know.
It's strong.
I don't know about Kenny Omega.
It's strong.
What kind of judgment is this?
What are you going to do about it?
I didn't know it was this strong.
Do you want me to do it again?
One more time?
Of course!
Elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant's sexual desire…
How do you do it?
It's very strong!
It might be a little weak.
It's surprisingly…
It's surprisingly… good!
If you think of it as laughing.
Ah, you were about to laugh?
I was about to laugh, but I didn't laugh and made it.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Okay, my turn.
It's chin-bou! Chin-bou! Chin-bou! Chin-bou! Chin-bou!
You can do it!
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Do you want to do it again? Do you want to do it again?
It's a draw. It's a draw. It's a draw again.
The third round is a draw.
It's a draw?
Don't be so severe!
Are you an actress of an award ceremony?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do you know what an actress of an award ceremony feels like?
I don't want to laugh, but I can't help laughing if I don't want to laugh.
Okay, my turn.
Okay.
This is important.
There's a lot in there. There's really a lot in there.
Why was there only one earlier?
It's already a ball.
Okay.
What is this?
It's a free-for-all.
What?
Oh, it's a free-for-all.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's the same. It's all the same.
What was that?
Rock, paper, scissors?
It's not rock, paper, scissors.
It's a free-for-all.
You decided it was a free-for-all.
Either of you win...
At least one of you will come out.
Free-for-all means rock, paper, scissors.
I win, so I'm confident.
What? Is that what you're saying?
That's what I said. I said rock, paper, scissors.
It's a free-for-all.
You said you'd decide it was a free-for-all.
What do you mean it's a free-for-all?
You're deciding it yourself, aren't you?
It's not a free-for-all.
It was a rock, paper, scissors.
I said it was a free-for-all.
It's not a free-for-all.
I said it was a rock, paper, scissors.
You're doing YouTube with rock, paper, scissors like this?
I know.
I don't like it. It's so slippery.
What are you saying?
What kind of gathering is this?!
Let's end it here.
This is bad.
Let's end "Drum and Neck Battle" for now.
"Drum and Neck Battle" for now.
Let's play one more game.
This is too bad.
"Drum and Neck Battle" for now? What does that even mean?
Let's do one more!
"Drum and Neck Battle"!?
You're in trouble!
What's "Drum and Neck Battle"!?
Rock-paper-scissors, okay?
I win.
One win.
Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors!
This is crazy.
Again?!
What's going on?!
What?!
Why?!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ah, I lost. I win.
I have two wins and you have five wins.
Two wins! Two wins!
I have one loss and you have two wins.
Stop it!
I don't need this disadvantage anymore!
What is this?!
It's always disadvantage.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Here you go.
I lost!
What?!
What does this mean?!
What is disadvantage?!
You can choose whatever you like, right?
Ah, I see.
Yeah.
Why is it rock-paper-scissors if it's disadvantage?!
Let's do three or four disadvantages.
Then, on the contrary, why do we have only four disadvantages?!
Hahaha!
Why do we have one-shot jokes and four disadvantages?!
Then, let's have Yashiki decide the disadvantages.
Ah, okay.
Between me and Shisho.
Hahaha!
Anything is okay?
Yeah.
Really?!
Yeah.
You two look like arms and legs.
Arms and legs...
I'm so weak.
I'm really weak.
Yeah.
I'm not that kind of rider.
Hahaha!
You're really weak.
Shall we go?
Okay, okay.
You two look like arms and legs.
Okay, okay.
I'm left behind.
Kosotohideri...
Hahaha!
I win for now.
Hahaha!
Seriously?!
Leave me alone!
Seriously?!
It was so much fun!
What does "arms and legs" mean?!
Arms and legs...
It's like this!
Ah, like this!
Yeah.
You're not doing this because you're smart, are you?
No, I'm not. This is for men and men.
It's a power game for two of us.
Can I have this?
I want this!
Are you sure?
Are you happy about us doing this?
You just touched it!
Stop it!
Don't put it on me!
Can I do this?
I'll do my best.
Ready... Go!
(laughing)
My elbow is getting hot!
This part is getting hot!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I don't like it!
If you do like this...
What is this?
What should we do?
We haven't done anything yet.
No, no...
We were looking for a small joke just now.
It's too early...
It's too late.
I've won a lot.
I thought I've won a lot.
(laughing)
I've won a lot.
What should we do?
There are a lot of jokes, aren't there?
(humming)
(laughing)
What is this?
(laughing)
Let's do a small joke.
Ah, a small joke.
Let's do a small joke and see which one is longer.
(laughing)
Let's put it here.
The longer one.
I think I've done it three times.
Oh, you've done it three times?
Yes.
No, it's not like that. It's impossible.
What?
It's really short.
I'll do it just in case.
One, two...
Oh, it's really short.
I'm Paipa.
So I win, right?
What are you talking about?
I win, right? I have it.
Say it right now.
Are you Paipa?
Why didn't you say it right away when this competition started?
Because you said it with sparkling eyes.
You said "Oh, what should I do?"
But if you say it like that, I can't accept it.
As your junior, I'm sorry.
I win, right?
It's pretty short.
It's about three shots.
Can I stand as your representative?
What? Representative?
I'm also Paipa.
Sure.
No, you can't.
Huh? Me?
One shot.
The one with black beans.
That's ridiculous.
Wow, you're long.
Look.
Look, it's stuck.
It's stuck with black beans.
It's ridiculously long.
I can touch it a lot.
Wow, wow, wow.
Don't roll the ball, you.
It's really long.
Don't roll this ball, you.
It's really long.
The first one is solid and thick.
It's thick.
Isn't it fine if I win?
Who wins?
Yashiki.
Yashiki wins.
I can't win against silver.
Shall we move on to the next match?
Yes.
Let's have a competitive match.
A competitive match?
Yes, a mouth-smelling match.
That sounds good.
Yes.
What?
Since I'm wearing silver, I want to go for something beautiful.
Yes.
My mouth smells, doesn't it?
Yes, your mouth smells a lot.
Your mouth smells.
Smell...
Which one smells?
Yes, which one smells?
How do you do it?
Smell it, Yashiki.
Smell it.
What? Like this?
Yeah, it's okay if it's deep kiss.
No, no, no, I don't like it.
I'll bite you, so smell it and tell me which one smelled better.
Oh, I see.
I don't like that!
By the way, have your parents ever told you that you pooped?
What?
Have your parents ever told you that you pooped?
What a parent.
I think it smells really bad.
Wow, this is amazing.
Ah, young man, dry it off.
Dry it off for now.
This smells bad.
This is really bad.
This smells bad.
This looks bad.
Are you ready?
Isn't it okay to do it with your finger that you pulled out of your penis?
Are you ready?
That was close!
What was that?
I felt like I was going to vomit.
That was close!
That's amazing.
You can move in such a straight line.
That was close!
That's amazing.
It's hard for people.
Yes, yes, yes.
Shall we go?
Please remember this.
You have to remember the shock and smell.
Here we go.
Oh, it's like...
It's going backwards!
Get out of here!
It's sticky!
My face!
My face is wet!
This is dangerous!
This stinks!
They smell exactly the same!
What do you mean?!
Are you making excuses?!
Is that true, people of Osaka?!
It stinks!
They smell exactly the same!
Wow, it stinks!
It stinks like hell!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, my.
What? Oh, it's true.
It stinks, it stinks, but...
Huh? It stinks!
Huh?
But it doesn't smell like that.
What about you?
It stinks like hell!
You're like a kid!
It's Cookie-san!
It's the other side! This side stinks!
This side was the same!
It stinks!
Cookie-san wins!
It stinks!
It's like...
We're having fun, but...
That's right!
We're all in a bad mood right now!
You're saying it stinks!
It stinks!
It stinks too much!
At first, you and I were saying the same thing!
It stinks too much!
Cookie-san was treating me like a really smelly guy!
But I'm pretty experienced!
But it stinks!
I can only switch between "stinky" and "smiley"!
But you made me smell like shit!
No, you didn't!
You smelled like shit!
I don't smell like shit!
No, you smell like shit!
I don't smell like shit!
But if you smell like shit, you'll smell like shit!
Smell it!
It stinks!
And? And? And?
It's a win!
It's a win for now!
Let's move on to the next game!
It's already over!
Oh, it's over?
Huh? It's over?
Huh? A draw and...
Wait a minute!
It was a draw at first, right?
It was a draw!
It was a draw, right?
And then I won...
The free-for-all rock-paper-scissors got messed up!
Well, let's skip that!
Yeah, it's me!
In the house...
I'm shook, honestly!
Is this okay?
Yeah!
And... Cookie started to smell.
In the house and Cookie's house...
One bottle at a time!
Why do I have a lot?
Let's see...
You do it!
If it stinks more than mine,
You can do it!
With horsabau?
Yes!
Oh, it's like a lifetime of news broadcast.
It contains "ksan" in Japanese.
Ksan means sour.
Oh, it smells!
Sour!
And,
It's sour, isn't it?
You stink to death!
You agreed with me!
Cookie-san will stink for sure.
You stink for sure.
I'm young.
My jaw is closed so I get less gas but...
As soon as I open my mouth, I swallow gas.
This guy tastes awful.
You really stink.
Give me back my gold necklaces.
How can we handle such guests?!
- You were talking big and talking badly. - You stink.
You were talking from your own Box.
You were rushing in and rushing in happily.
Then you were like, "Senpai, I'm turning it around."
And you turned it around for a bit.
And it turned out you're really stinky.
- You stink. - You stink.
- You're bad. - You must be a bad guy.
You really smelled like shit.
- You're really sour. - That's him right?
You stink.
You're the worst.
You and Yoshimi stink.
You stink the most.
You and the marathon runner stink the most.
What's going to happen?
Take this back.
Take it back.
I'll do it.
You're so small and you stink.
You stink.
You're a bad guest.
Shijo, you're a bad guest.
You're a bad guest.
You stink.
Shijo, let's do it.
Shijo and Yomuro.
It's over.
Welcome. It's "Shishit Casino" time.
Hurry up.
Where are the guests?
This way, please.
Yes, please.
Yes, yes.
Casinos that Jinnai is the best at.
Yes, yes.
He's definitely good at it.
Antony or Faye.
Stop!
Stop it!
Come here!
Not opening.
Hey, hey, hey!
Antony, Antony!
Antony, do it!
- Mr. Jinnai! - Wait a minute!
Of course it's "ah-ah-ah-ah"!
- Call. It. No. - Call it "no" doesn't make sense.
- ♪ I'm singing in the rain - Huh?
- ♪ I'm singing in the rain - What the hell?!
- ♪ I'm singing in the rain - Damn it! Damn it! What was that?!
- ♪ I'm singing in the rain - You guys are so annoying!
- ♪ I'm singing in the rain - You guys are like stray dogs!
- ♪ I'm singing in the rain - How are you going to broadcast this?
I laughed for the first time in a while.
I laughed like this when I was a kid.
Yashiki, you're funny.
- That was funny. - It was a good time.
- It was a good time in the morning.
- Well, this time, our guest Yashiki-kun... - Yes?
- ...will pay you in full. - It's easy to get, isn't it?
- Yes, it's easy to get. - It's really easy to get.
- Can I come back and play again? - Yes, of course.
- Oh, please do. - Even if you say it like that, there are already a lot of people who say "no more of this guy."
- Oh, no, it's tough! - That's right, that's right.
- For example? - For example?
Pink. Seriously, it's pink.
- It doesn't come off at all! - It doesn't stretch.
- Oh, it's pink. - Seriously, it's pink.
- It's a fun song when you play it together. - Yes, it's fun when you play it together.
- It's not popular at all. - Oh, I see, I see.
- By all means, by all means. - Yes, please do. Thank you very much.
- It can be a different song or it can be exactly the same song. - Oh, really?
- I don't think it's a dealer song. - Oh, you don't think it's a dealer song?
- I brush my teeth a lot and come back again. - Oh, you do.
- 100 challenges. - If you touch this schedule, you won't be able to brush your teeth for three days.
- Are you excited? - Are you excited?
- Hey, yo!